Intimacy: Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning... - FML

By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2019 18:00 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 22:00 - United States - Littleton

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Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

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Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 00:01

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Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett

Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML

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ohhfudge 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:23

thats ******* disgusting. fyl

badaboom_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:24

ew. lets hope that was the first time.

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NotTheAverage 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:31

I'm with #21, what did she say? You have one weird ass sister!

HteaXtrainC 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:34

I woulda dropped kicked her. Kiiyaaa beitchhh! LOLOL.

c_a_s_s_i_e 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:43

way to try and match the best fml in history...

mickyblueeyes 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:00

hahahah #10 is epic.

cadburyegg 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:04

I didn't realize people needed/used toothbrushes to clean those, wtf. Your sister is a moron.

slutsstud 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:05

well see.. that's why you always knock the door idiot.. Y100%DI

Anonymous409 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:12

Why didn't the OP's sister just use her mouth to clean it?? #91, you need to stop playing World of Warcraft, move out of your mom's house, and GET LAID.

shoegal808 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:50

your sister is disgusting! why use a toothbrush anyway?! like, a used toothbrush!! and especially somebody elses! gross

that_guy_you_are 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 11:00

fapfapfap

gammagamma 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:26

that is disgusting what a scatty bitch

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