Intimacy: Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning...

By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 22:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 00:01

Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By suppressinggags - 18/03/2016 19:45 - United States - Kennett

Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML

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ohhfudge 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:23

thats ******* disgusting. fyl

badaboom_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:24

ew. lets hope that was the first time.

Comments

MrJRLevy 0

Monday 26 September 2011 10:30

Holy fck! To think if this wasn't the first time? Then you've been brushing your teeth with a vibrator tooth brush!! Blugh!

MajesticKing 0

Friday 14 October 2011 9:26

Naughty naughty

ilikesalad5651 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 3:22

thats pretty ******* gross

johnbinek 4

Friday 6 January 2012 18:37

lucky!

mybabaygirl 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 11:51

Eww. That's nasty.

ryan31627 1

Thursday 22 March 2012 5:01

Dah ****!

k18dinkleman 3

Saturday 19 May 2012 21:26

At least she wasn't substituting the Vibrator for the toothbrush :D cheer up.

timpol91 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:38

I hope u knocked the **** out of her

roquette5710 8

Saturday 8 September 2012 19:27

Oh that sucks but it's funny

BadLuckDude12345 14

Friday 26 April 2013 16:57

That is so gross.

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