Love: Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 08:24 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML

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By Soulara89 - 23/12/2014 01:28 - United States - Orlando

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

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By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

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By UnicornWaffles - 24/10/2016 01:38 - United States - Wooster

Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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Monday 14 January 2013 16:09

Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.

ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 14 January 2013 16:10

Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.

Comments

AgentClassyPants 9

Monday 14 January 2013 21:18

Well, that's stage 1.... Stage 2 and 3 involve a lasso, 2 chickens, a dinosaur and Chinese food. I'd get out now.

cartedor 18

Monday 14 January 2013 21:19

What? Why bathroom? Why sitting in the floor? Why crying? Why icecream? What? Why? None of that make any sense!

pedinhuh 23

Monday 14 January 2013 21:21

Looks like he is trying too hard with the diet, but can't overcome his gluttony, I understand him... ..Oh yeah, that's a clear sign of depression, he may need help

Lastking85 6

Monday 14 January 2013 21:50

Sometime shit happen you end up dating anther girl :)

Thpwns 5

Monday 14 January 2013 21:54

That must have been some damn good ice cream

ravenxcorvinus 9

Monday 14 January 2013 21:57

hey, ice-cream isn't sexist... but looks like YOU are! :-P

bfsd42 20

Monday 14 January 2013 22:04

91, that is NOT being sexist. Women do certain things more often than men, and eating ice cream while being emotional is one of them. Stereotyping is not sexism, or racism for that matter.