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Punch him in the neck, see what happens.
Maybe his secret boyfriend dumped him.
So he's a douchebag for getting upset and eating ice cream? I can tell you're going to be single for a loooooong time. The bathroom is usually a solitary place, possibly meaning he wants to be alone or feels isolated, you really should try and help him instead of taking the piss OP.
OP's boyfriend doesn't sound like a douchebag.... but you do.
And instead of taking care of him you mock him on FML. I wonder why he's so unhappy. It's a mystery.
*Walks into her boyfriend crying and eating ice cream. Instead of being concerned or trying to find out what's wrong, she walks out and laughs about it on the internet. She then wonders why it keeps happening.*
Aww cutie
Time to turn in his man card
Time for you to renew your douchebag card.
#67 best call
He's clearly going through a phase. You should ask him what's wrong and try to console him. Shouldn't really have waited this long :/
I was going to suggest midol.
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Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.
Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.