Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle...

By Alexismaria - 23/10/2014 20:05 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2018 18:30

Today, while trying to help my disabled uncle into his walker, his one testicle popped out of the leg of his short shorts. I asked him to adjust himself and had to hold on to his walker as he did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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By lk07 - 12/07/2019 16:00

Today, when I bent down to get something off a low shelf at the grocery store, I felt my shorts split wide open at the butt. All my husband did was make jokes about "that's not how you do the splits." FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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Nuts

By dieders - 21/11/2016 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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Eye bleach

By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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Friday 24 October 2014 0:58

Wash your eyes out with battery acid.

nothing92x 13

Friday 24 October 2014 0:59

Worst ad ever. "Who wears short sho- OH GOD NO THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!!"

Comments

trellz17 19

Friday 24 October 2014 1:06

That's cute too

brivielle 15

Saturday 25 October 2014 9:28

It is??

niksatter96 20

Friday 24 October 2014 1:10

Why was he wearing short shorts?

lord_meloetta 20

Friday 24 October 2014 1:18

Some guys like them, this dude at my school always picks up his freshman daughter in short shorts. He sits down with his legs wide open every day right where my locker is!

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Friday 24 October 2014 2:06

With that description he sounds creepy as hell.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 24 October 2014 2:43

Was his name Chester?

niksatter96 20

Friday 24 October 2014 3:17

Lol that sounds so creepy.

lord_meloetta 20

Friday 24 October 2014 16:19

I don't know his name, I'm afraid to talk to him.

Dro23 10

Friday 24 October 2014 1:15

Ewww!?

lord_meloetta 20

Friday 24 October 2014 1:17

I swear I'd probably burn my eyes if that happened

Enslaved 36

Friday 24 October 2014 1:24

The first time I ever saw a guy's balls was in elementary school. Plopped out of these kid's shorts! Freaked me out because 'til then I always thought balls were suppose to be round, but no, these were a funky kidney-bean shape. Can't eat frijoles to this day!