By Chelsea - 27/02/2013 22:39 - United States - Aurora

Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML
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FMLpuppy 3

Next time throw your closed fist at his face.

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berichsoon 11

Bike inspector! That sounds cool. I wonder if you have to go to school for that?

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token_blackguy 18

I think you need a 9 month certification course.

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kxxjoejoexxk 8

I heard you could get a bachelors in bike safety

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CrazyChickens721 5

You have to admit that it was a pretty good save on his part!!

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jimbob_76592 5

Yea that's pretty quick thinking and it came out pretty damn funny

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AssTard 15

What would have made this funnier (on our part) would be if OP actually believed him.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

Being covered in soda is better than having your bike stolen. Think of it as a weird victory!

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Harpy20 24

Was he black? [Disclaimer: It's not racist for me to ask...being black and all.]

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untouchable763 10

At least you still have your bike eh.

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AssTard 15

19- Yeah, I'm glad that hoser didn't steal his bike, eh.

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evig_fml 16

Not gonna lie, I was hoping this first comment was going to be some type of witty pun, thanks for dropping the ball on my hopes and dreams though...

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rahavan 15

I'm disgusted with 2 comment. Does that help 21?

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rahavan 15

Oh god damn I misread 2's name and can't delete or edit my comment >.> THANKS IPOD.

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