Miscellaneous: Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike....

By Chelsea - 27/02/2013 22:39 - United States - Aurora

Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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Inappropriate laughter

By josie345 - 25/08/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, some blowhard on a motorcycle yelled at me for jaywalking, causing him to almost hit a dumpster. He picked up and threw an empty beer can at me when I started giggling at the sticker on the front of his helmet that said, "If you can read this, I have lost my caravan." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By anonymous - 06/06/2013 04:14 - United States - Tehachapi

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

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By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By BikerBuddy - 14/05/2010 01:11 - France

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

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By limecat - 06/10/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2009 23:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home from work going over a railway-bridge, when a 12 year old boy standing at the bottom asks if I could help him carry his bike up, as he couldn't lift it. I did it for him, and was greeted on the other side by his father - who thought I was stealing it and hit me. FML

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FMLpuppy 3

Thursday 28 February 2013 9:06

Next time throw your closed fist at his face.

anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8

Thursday 28 February 2013 9:20

It wouldn't have hurt though, it's a soft drink :)

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andyyroxx 20

Thursday 28 February 2013 10:46

You can't delete comments anyways, I don't believe.

militarybrat 21

Thursday 28 February 2013 11:48

So.. Would you rather be sticky or have your bike stolen? Still FML

iammeorami 25

Thursday 28 February 2013 13:13

what a fag

MistySky 17

Thursday 28 February 2013 13:16

At least it wasn't shaken. :D

whY402Jay 12

Thursday 28 February 2013 15:59

I would have kicked his ass.

lovelyohhmee 8

Thursday 28 February 2013 18:05

Was it diet?

puzzle05 9

Thursday 28 February 2013 18:11

Too bad you didn't catch it. Free drink!! Ew that's gross..

octopussperm125 18

Sunday 3 March 2013 5:14

All wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi, but she wouldnt give it to me!!!!

zephyrnok 9

Thursday 28 February 2013 20:11

Sheesh, no need to be rude to the bike inspector. They have to do their jobs just like any one else.

Ressamies 6

Thursday 28 February 2013 20:19

Quite funny, even though he was a douchebag for trying to steal your bike.

token_blackguy 18

Thursday 28 February 2013 21:39

That's bad customer service. You should complain to your local Chief Bike Inspector.

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