Miscellaneous: Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my...

By Michigan - 05/02/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

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By california - 14/03/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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Bashed

By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 12:24 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML

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Nice girl

By Lithiac - 04/02/2014 06:16 - United States - Ocala

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By Misky - 02/07/2012 02:51

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

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Broke

By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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IhateNY 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:06

Maybe he KNEW you had a wobbly table leg and it was the perfect size.

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 18:57

Stop being so insecure.

Comments

adoraaaa_fml 0

Friday 2 July 2010 5:57

&& Not every Christian is crazy extremist. That's like saying every Muslim is a terrorist. It's just not true.

julian1179 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:53

you should've answered: "You ain't got no pancake mix!"

Save_Bandit 5

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:08

you, my friend, just won life. you said it (it being the truth) perfectly. :D

laxchick27 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 20:14

they came to my high school too! but I felt bad because people treated them so disrespectfully. the bibles and people

sniperkitten 0

Monday 11 October 2010 19:58

I heart you number 50. lol

gamegeek96786 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 10:06

Wow. wut a douch. I mean, I'm not AGAINST Christians or anything (hell, some of my best friends are.) but if u believe in something, then good for u. no need to preach about it to other people. just think of religion like your genitalia. be as fond of it as you want, just don't show it off in public.

nonamericandolla 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 6:03

isn't that what atheists do? yes

fatcow282 8

Saturday 8 September 2012 6:02

See the thing with that is its not realistic. As christian myself God teaches how we all make mistakes and fall short of his glory and the only way to him his trought his son jesus who sacreficed him self for us. Now u can chose to believe it or not point is as christians we know that jesus is the only way to heaven and we "preach" to give people like u a chance at life.