By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 569
You deserved it 17 236

Same thing different taste

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Yeah, if he asks what those things crawling in his hair are, just say "it's nothing, just my babies".

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be like Willow Smith.... "I Whip My Hair Back And Forth"

sorry you are infested, now where is my flamethrower ?

tuppencej777 0
MustangFilly77 9

As funny as that is, for the better of humanity, I beg of you to shave it off and start over.........

Omfg. D: worst moment of anyone's life. I would be screaming bloody murder.

yeahhh, you probably need to shave your head and go to the doctor... you're going to end up with spider bites on your head probably (if baby spiders bite anyways, I'm pretty sure they do) and they can get infected really easy. shave NOW.

Krista835 5

This FML made me think of my friend with an afro haha XP but anyway maybe a shower to kill them all at least will help, but if you want them out of your hair completely I'd think you'd have to cut it..

FMLucky 5

hahahahahaha I'm like having an asthma attack from laughing, but its worth it!

I can't believe how many people are telling you to shave off all your hair for this - they're only spiders for hell's sake and baby ones at that. Could I suggest that you go to the pharmacy and buy some of the anti-lice (nit) shampoo that you wash kids' hair with when they get infested. Wash your hair with that a few times and it will wash out nearly all of them, and if it kills lice it's surely got to finish off the few baby spiders that might remain. You might want to do it before you go to bed, however, just to be sure you won't wake up tied immobile to your bed by a suffocating mass of spider-web tomorrow morning. Just a thought.