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By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
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WitEluded 13

As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...

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xninix_fml 36

I'm guessing she spit it out. Who in the world would swallow a spider?

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teapotrevolt 27

Oh god; that is so much NOPE. Found a spider in my mouth brushing my teeth. I feel for you OP. Traumatizing.

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Arien 6

You found a spider in your mouth.. while brushing your teeth? How did you not find it before then? Or feel it? Or .. anything?

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PhoenixChick 26

Sounds like the spider was trying to be helpful, if he was brushing your teeth for you.

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jesterinperil 28

That's just out right bad luck. Keep your head held high, but not high enough to hit any more webs. FYL, OP

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Chilled_Rambo 11

Everytime I've walked into a spider web I've always feared something like that would happen, sorry it happened to you OP!

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WitEluded 13

As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...

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HarshD9619 34

Today a huge ass human destroyed my home and then ate me. FML

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HarshD9619 34

Today a huge ass human destroyed my home and then ate me. FML

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Mightytall 35

Today, a giant thing squished my digs. As I went for cover in the nearest hole I landed in a damp, slimy mess and feel vibrations like a million bees got stuck in my net. Next thing I know the lights go out and I A: landed in a pile of slime on the ground, FML B: got swallowed and never see the light of day again, FML

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jaspinkgrl01 18

Today, I was chillin on my web being spidery. It was a perfect web until some stupid human DESTROYED it and my peace. When I got scared I accidentally went into this persons mouth and died because it smelled so bad. FML

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LycanGod 27

Poor spider... after the OP destroyed it's home, it wanted a new "hole" to live in... lol I wonder if the spider survived?

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spatula232 25

The incy wincy spider went down the water spout

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EvilTurtle 35

down came the rain and washed the spider out

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itsalanis 25

itsy bitsy! also it went up the first time, not down. :v

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