Transportation: Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had...

By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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By sdgsfvbkuhkj - 17/04/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 09:44 - New Zealand

Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 16:01

Today, we have a double driveway, but after my wife left, someone parked in my wife’s spot, presumably to avoid the public car park fee a few streets away. I called a tow company and very specifically asked them to tow the intruding red car, but they towed my black work truck instead. FML

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By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

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By hunnybaby0319 - 02/10/2010 22:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML

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By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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Tow the line

By broke - 16/11/2016 03:08 - United States - Orlando

Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:54

Tow the car to your guys' house and don't tell anyone

TinyEMT 6

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:54

There has to be some way around that. :(

Comments

cottoncandymango 17

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:04

Since it's your job, I'm sure that there's something you can do about this situation! Tow it to a friend's house.

wonders8 3

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:07

That really sucks OP try and work things out since you work there you should have a benefit of getting your car back?!

Jemm_fml 29

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:11

There are no words to describe how ****** your husband's life should be when you get home.

Ayanpatel95 7

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:11

Dang I'm sorry, talk to your boss, he/she might let you slide this time

football98_fml 20

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:12

tow the car to your house? your the one in charge

ScarletBloom 14

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:13

You could have been more flexible.

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babeababe 16

Thursday 11 July 2013 10:00

Call your husband and make him move it to a parking zone before you have to tow it. Or use your set of keys and move it. And then just say when you got there it wasn't there anymore.