Kids: Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided...

By K_M - 23/08/2010 04:18 - Malaysia

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

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By lorena_v - 10/11/2017 01:30

Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By hip hip hypocrisy - 14/10/2023 02:30

Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML

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Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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By me - 14/04/2016 17:33 - United States - Katy

Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML

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By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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By tooefficient - 19/08/2019 22:00

Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML

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Drunk with power

By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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Not fair

By Sorry? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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booroxx 0

Monday 23 August 2010 12:11

I hate teachers like you :/

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 23 August 2010 12:09

Owned.

Comments

DB112 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:47

Just write him up for being late dumbass.

MustangGirL 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 14:46

Was he Asian?

iwadasn 32

Monday 29 November 2010 13:23

Why didn't you punish him for being late by just, you know, punishing him for being late? When I was in high school, one tardy would get you a warning and a second tardy would get you a detention. Since his tardiness clearly irritated you so much, I assume this wasn't the first time he was late to class.

shithappens2memo 0

Monday 14 March 2011 7:23

this is why I hate teachers.

Esma_fml 10

Wednesday 7 August 2013 17:55

Well that's not globalizing at all

Epic_Times 10

Monday 25 April 2011 13:55

That's Hilarious you deserve it! You wanted to be a smart ass and punish him by putting his education at risk yet he got full marks. You got owned, Next time give him a detention for being late instead of trying to ruin great potential. His marks proved you wrong. I hate teachers and your behaviour is a classic example of why.