By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 149 369
You deserved it 13 808

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Tucatz 0

And in the meantime his friends hung out in the driveway, right? Pure class that is. Be glad the jackass is gone.

Bubs_fml 0

Sounds like he deserves a Falcon Punch.

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OP_here 0

Wait, what? So you came to the door in lingerie and your ex-bf just goes "Wow! Ok wait here guys, I"m just gonna have a quickie. Honey, I have something to tell you afterwards..." or something? You didn't wonder why his friends were there? (pre-emptive strike at ppl who'll reply without thinking: If his friends normally dropped him off, OP should have expected it and not come to the door in lingerie. If his friends left instead of waiting then he'd be awkwardly stranded for a while after they were done.)

terriibabiiix23 0

what an asshole. seriously, he doesn't deserve you ! be glad, he isn't your bf anymore.

Cyn_Thang 0
blo0_starZz 0

W T F :@ but y wud u get it on with his friends around? :s

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

hahahahah tell him your pregnant xD .

based off your profile picture you're bangin' and he's gotta be retarded for walkin away from that