By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 17:11 - Belgium

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Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML
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6sick6 4

"Mom, why does your lipstick taste like a ******?" "How do you know what a ****** tastes like?" ..Awkward silence..

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DjeePee 24

YDI for sneeping in others peoples stuff, trying something on that isn't yours and not knowing the difference between a lipstick and a vibrator.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

um, how could she have known the difference? its one of those vibrators disguised as lipstick

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DocBastard 38

Is sneeping a combination of snooping and peeping? :)

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allmidnighteyes 10

Maybe you could also write that as pooping? Oh, wait..

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perdix 29

For best results, apply it to your other lips.

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TibbysMusic 1

This made me lawl much more than I already was :D

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jucieysuzy 0

hahaha wooww u just made my day

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HomeAl0ne 20

Actually, I had an image of mom out somewhere cursing the fact that the batteries have died. Then she holds up what she assumed was her new vibrator and looks at it closely, pauses with a puzzled look, glances down at her crotch and sighs....

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for saying "I opened it, baffled" instead of "baffled, I opened it", for dyking out with your mom and forgetting the very tools you two shared, for wearing makeup, and for even having a mom at all.

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randomnameflob 0

she was baffled before it started vibrating. I say YDI for not having a brain.

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Bano360 25

trollz is an idiot. she couldn't have been baffled before she opened it

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easwhitey 0

Ydi for stealing. Get your own lipstick/lip gloss and quit trying on stuff that doesn't belong to you. People going through my stuff is extremely aggrevating

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Terezi 0

Jesus Christ, this. I haaaaaate it when people go through my sturr, especially without asking. Get a job and buy your own damn makeup.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

I hate it when people go through my sturr too. I also hate it when hurr a durr durr.

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Terezi 0

Of course, because typos -certainly- don't happen.

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DocBastard 38

Terezi, I highly suggest you let it go. You can't win an argument with a troll, especially Trollz. He doesn't fight fair.

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allmidnighteyes 10

They don't happen if you proofread you're post's.

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jjames7543 13

proofreading is spelled perfectly fine in their post. now I don't believe I know what "ling" means :P

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DocBastard 38

Midnight, do what I do - roll your eyes, heave a mighty sigh, and repeatedly jab the jjames voodoo doll with needles. I'm doing the eyes now, so I suggest you start with the chest.

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randomnameflob 0

A chinese unit for measuring distance. its about 1/6 of a mile.

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iheartglasses 0

Well now you know how realistic those vibrators are made to look like lipquick :) Keep that in your memory bank to buy some time lol

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yeahiknow0 0

Haha it obviosly isn't !

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

...and yet you did it anyway. I must admit, those frilly panties suited you well!

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