Today I was a guest at my friends wedding. You know how weddings...

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By Kats - 13/11/2017 18:53

Today I was a guest at my friends wedding. You know how weddings make everybody sooo romantic?? Well my boyfriend got drunk as hell and His best friend told be that he has been in love with me the last 7 years.... FML

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