Intimacy: Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend...

By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Mia - 12/12/2018 17:00 - India - Mumbai

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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You deserved it 6 919

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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You deserved it 13 301

By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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You deserved it 4 643

So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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You deserved it 8 638

Panic!

By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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You deserved it 9 445

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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You deserved it 5 621

Lythiaren 8

Monday 29 March 2010 12:16

Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.

Lythiaren 8

Monday 29 March 2010 12:21

God of War 3 is a PS3 game.

Comments

matty16 0

Monday 29 March 2010 13:48

all I am gonna say is if u would rather play a video game then get laid you need to get your priorites strait....

brownlace 0

Monday 29 March 2010 13:52

total rejection, dump him

badassMF 0

Monday 29 March 2010 14:00

I'm baffled by all these comments, especially the ones from the women. how in the hell can a video game be better than sex???? you all are obviously not having or not knowing what good sex is. I would stop doing anything to have sex with my gf no matter what it was that I was doing. I guess I'm sayin learn how to have better sex cause you don't know what you're missing.

DamnedSeraph 0

Monday 29 March 2010 15:10

meet, Heroin.

i_LeGiT_I 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 4:48

maybe you havent been laid so its such a big deal ,stfu and stop pmsing

punkazzneon 0

Monday 29 March 2010 14:00

Instead of viewing this situation as a FML, you should have approached it as a challenge. Wait until he comes home and starts playing the game, then go down on him and see If you can regain his attention...

DamnedSeraph 0

Monday 29 March 2010 15:02

She might just get hit in the face by a 'knee shaped' object...

Drumr3oy 0

Monday 29 March 2010 14:11

girl don't be stupid just brake the ps3 and dump his retarded ass!!!

DamnedSeraph 0

Monday 29 March 2010 15:04

yeah! brake the PS3 and accelerate out of there...

krhymerp 0

Monday 29 March 2010 14:23

fake

matty16 0

Monday 29 March 2010 14:24

I'm a guy and I'm also baffeled cuz I woul most deff rather get my dick wet then game with my friends haha

DamnedSeraph 0

Monday 29 March 2010 15:08

You're half man; like a male French poodle. There are better things than sex. Is God of War one of them? MosDef.

mikemalk123 0

Monday 29 March 2010 14:30

sorry op, ydi for dating a douche bag in the first place

dreamnitedarling 9

Monday 29 March 2010 15:06

16) only if you count a pc, or the portable ones, or the older generation platforms...

blgjohnnyy 0

Monday 29 March 2010 15:12

lol at 12, that would be a mans dream, a hot sexy woman who always wants to have sexual intercoarse, and is having intercoaerse with two other women. if only that could be realty. god of war 3 is epic, and nothing should stand in its way except aphrodite ;)