Intimacy: Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around...

By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Freak out

By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 19:02 - Canada - Belle River

Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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Gamers don't rise up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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tishytot 0

Friday 6 February 2009 19:37

Sad thing? I'm the one who turns down MY boyfriend for MarioKart. Some people just don't understand how amazing it is...

WhatThePhuc 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:26

Mario Kart is the greatest game ever made you need to understand that

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tishytot 0

Friday 6 February 2009 19:37

Sad thing? I'm the one who turns down MY boyfriend for MarioKart. Some people just don't understand how amazing it is...

Perfectly_Killer 14

Monday 13 October 2014 14:45

You guys know your priorities.

tishytot 0

Friday 6 February 2009 19:47

Also, on that note. If he wants to play THAT bad... Do him while he plays. That's proved successful for me too.

WhatThePhuc 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:26

Mario Kart is the greatest game ever made you need to understand that

Pauline96_fml 20

Wednesday 4 March 2015 1:01

No, Mario kart is the second greatest game. Super smash brothers is the best

2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:33

haha men and there games

robertlovespi 3

Sunday 5 February 2012 16:36

Their

sensual_kidney 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 4:32

lol i love how everyone accepts mario kart as a viable alternative to sex. Personally, i'd go with sex (unless she's ugly)(not that you are, purely hypothetical). That is until someone pulls out madden 09.

rnath23 4

Wednesday 6 April 2011 23:11

madden 09? how bout madden 11. best madden made, yet.

claudio117 12

Monday 7 November 2011 8:59

How about madden 363

Zic_fml 7

Monday 16 February 2009 16:32

lol the guy is shit scared so he had to make an excuse... a lame one too!

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 16:13

If he agreed to a meeting to play the game/hang out beforehand, then it would be lame of him to ditch his friends to have sex. I mean sure, it's what both of you might want, but there are other times to do it, instead of being a jerk and ditching.

siochain 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 21:50

I'm almost certain this is from my school. The hall 2 floors below me has massive mario kart tournaments, and I know several of those guys would have turned down sex to play.