By scarred4life - 27/04/2011 14:05 - Canada

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML
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not_funny_at_all 3

Being deadly afraid of spiders myself, I can honestly say FYL:(

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curegrrrl 0

You didn't notice any crunching?

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cindayy77 0

ickk.. in kindergarten I had a situation like that, I was pulling apart something squishy and I didn't know what it was, when I looked down, it was a dead fly, it was so nasty

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fylnotmine89 1

please tell me you found that spider in your belly button?! lol

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Iloreanes 0

YDI for touching a dead spider.

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sincerely331 0

How could yu not know that it was a spider? Are yu blind or something? Its comon sense to look at something before yu put it in your hands...dumbass

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TheNewGuy03 28

...says the person who can't quite bring themselves to finish the words "you" and "common." |the kid|

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mattmadden 0

Call people dumb asses when you stop saying yu. Just reading it sounds like your either lazy or stupid as hell.

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stormchaser319 7

I posted one just like this and they choose yours instead? fml

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