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Wow.... I modded this with a no... So, there are retards moderating letting stupid crap through. God...
One of the gayest FML's I ever read.
its better if pendantic spends his or her saturday nights trying to use mind powers, otherwise he or she would be shooting up schools and making hit lists and trying to put curses on the "popular girls" the weirdos need something to keep them occupied, thats why God invented Twilight, Myspace and Emo music
i also don't find much humor in this FML. i read it over thrice so you can't say i didn't try.
did it work :?!?!!?
You're kidding about the emo music, right? Please tell me you're kidding.
Even wizards need to mutter a spell, you know...
i'm quite sure rowling tells us of nonverbal spells that require a practiced mind
i'm quite sure rowling tells us of nonverbal spells that require a practiced mind
FYL for not having supernatural powers.
well it's time to get your head checked... go mine checked last week ...:D
Haha this is awsome, should have said "avada kedavra" but it's a unforgivable curse, so maybe not...
This happened to me last week. I was unsuccessful, so I turned and looked at the flying rabbitbunny to my right. "It doesn't work, Mr. Wilksonstein!" I told him. "Don't worry. You just haven't eaten the muffins yet," Mr. Wilksonstein told me. Sure enough, to my left was a plate of muffins. Blueberry muffins! I spent no time looking at it and more time eating it. But, when I turned around, the spider was gone. I was sad. Where'd Mr. Wilksonstein go, anyway?
Thumbs up for creativity!
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Even wizards need to mutter a spell, you know...
FYL for not having supernatural powers.