Health: Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said,...

By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 435

You deserved it 4 218

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Painfulfaceforme - 14/03/2010 02:30 - Canada

Today, I followed an acne treatment. It was only after I'd finished the treatment that I read the bottom line, stating "Do not scrub your face". I only had one pimple to start with, now it looks like I sandpapered my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 779

You deserved it 31 266

By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 324

You deserved it 6 042

By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 18:38 - United States - Canton

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 749

You deserved it 4 546

Nice spread

By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 047

You deserved it 1 625

By FromNL - 25/03/2011 12:22 - Netherlands

Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 833

You deserved it 6 626

By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 895

You deserved it 3 687

By Tingly - 16/08/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, I realized that that tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 454

You deserved it 6 286

By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 089

You deserved it 9 183

By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 434

You deserved it 4 496

Roommates from hell, part 4874

By Ohgodithurts - 19/10/2020 11:00

Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 641

You deserved it 164

DareToDream7 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 13:23

What the hell are you talking about? You don't know shit about anything. I have astham and smoking ANYTHING is probably the worst thing to do. I've gotten asthma attacks from being near someone who was smoking. Asthma makes you unable to breath, so why the hell would you destroy your lungs with smoke, dipshit? You use your inhaler when you have asthma, it opens up your lungs. Don't say shit like that when you don't know what you're talking about. Oh, and acne, keeping your face clean and not touching it doesn't prevent acne, its genetic. My mom had cystic acne so I have cystic acne. I don't have oily or "dirty" skin, in fact I have dry skin. But its oily underneath so that's what causes it. I wash my face at LEAST twice a day, and only touch it to apply moisturizer, acne medication, and the likes. So please, don't talk about stuff you don't know, you just make yourself sound like an idiot.

astro_plastic 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 13:12

That's just ig'nant.

Comments

attomkins 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:51

duac!!!

iheartstupid 4

Thursday 11 March 2010 17:29

Oh boohoo, that's awful. Life must be *really* hard with such horrible problems. *eyeroll*

phatdaddy 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 18:26

That's not an FML. It's called following the directions as they're written. It would only be an FML if the whole bottle wasn't enough to cover your entire pizza. --I mean face.

dsel1672 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 18:36

I'm sorry! I used to have terrible acne. Ty using a micro dermabrasia acrub to get off te dead layers that causes your face to clog and then use acne ointment and then use a light lotion. good luck'

sadyrman 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 19:33

Normally, I would be supportive and say, that sucks, but at least you have medication. But seriously, you think your life sucks because you have to put anti-acne meds on your whole face? Is that REALLY the worst thing going on in your life??? If so, let me say this. Your life doesnt suck. You do. Sorry, cant sugar coat the truth.

KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 19:49

just let your boyfriend cum on your face, and let it absorb. haven't you noticed how all those bukkake chicks have epicly clear skin? coincidence? I think not!