Miscellaneous: Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what...

By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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By yuuupyup - 18/04/2012 00:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By ABBenzin - 01/02/2012 16:11 - United States

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

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By Jason - 12/08/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:20

I thought I was the only one who used that excuse...

i_amthe_walrus 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 10:01

Sorry to interrupt your very interesting conversation about how to spell a word in which I am unaware of the definition but has anyone seen my chap stick? It's blue.. Anyone?

Comments

daxter136 0

Monday 28 November 2011 1:18

Viva la raza

BrotherTheo 31

Monday 28 November 2011 3:46

....If Woody had gone streight to the police, this would never have happened....!

CraigWilson 9

Monday 28 November 2011 19:46

When someone slipped a Mickey into Ned's drink, he quickly countered with a Donald.

Miguemex95 4

Monday 28 November 2011 9:08

That's why you hide a spare key outside.

Natasa1996 0

Monday 28 November 2011 10:45

haha i always have to do that because i dont own a key, the neigbors are used to seeing me climb through a window.... its just their phsyco dog thats the problem :/

xHuey123 0

Monday 28 November 2011 17:20

Omg this is sooo weird. I saw this exact thing happen on this show called spongebob.

KingaScr 0

Monday 28 November 2011 18:31

at least the robber dident take anything now ur home is safe

01fuckhead10 14

Monday 28 November 2011 21:23

Always keep a spare key

moomoomeow2 7

Monday 28 November 2011 21:35

I'm really sorry.

cuppycake11 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:24

Well I always have spare keys 4 my car but tat must suk. If u have 1 last key left then go to a key smith or whatever and get a bunch of keys made 4 u