By lalala - 14/06/2011 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML
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perdix 29

You shouldn't have been wearing your new hockey mask at the same time.

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GetOwnedPuppy 0

like... butterknife or steak knife?

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peebrain34 0

u can't get arrested for that, DUMBASS

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OhLohd111 11

I see that you've certainly earned your username, peebrain. Laws vary from country to country and the fact of the matter is that we don't know the whole story.

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geeksaresexy 18

Just out of interest peebrain where are you from?

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OhLohd111 11

yes, unfortunately all of the idiotic Americans who have no concept of cultural influence beyond their own make the rest of us look bad.

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geeksaresexy 18

I had an argument with and american higher up on the comments about shooting trespassers.. I'm from the UK and apparently I know more about US law than they do..

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OhLohd111 11

I read that... like I said, idiotic Americans... sometimes they are good for a laugh :)

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geeksaresexy 18

Clearly there are dumb people everywhere. It's unfortunate that there are a lot of stupid Americans on this site making the rest of America look stupid. There are plenty of stupid Brits on here too though! lol

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dannyboy66 7

ill show u how to use that knifethen we can kill lowis!!!!

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ManaUser 0

Every once in a great while, something like this reminds me that there are in fact things about my own country that don't suck as bad as they could.

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rattusrattus 18

Order them off the internet, especially if you're young. The general perception of the 'youth of today' is that we're all maniacs who stab people and take drugs whilst having lots and lots of unprotected sex and eating fatty food. I blame the newspapers. The scare rags have really gone downhill since they stopped letting syphilitic crazies be editors. (I'm not kidding...)

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richard121212 0

exactly why nobody likes ******* policemen

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quickdog93 4

That's what you get for living in the UK.

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geeksaresexy 18

As opposed to? Living in the US where the policeman would've just shot her instead?

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ironwolf56 5

No where no one would have cared because the US doesn't think anything from toothpicks and up makes you a dangerous criminal.

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ironwolf56 5

Just one more reason I'm glad to be a citizen and not a "subject of the crown."

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