Transportation: Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By badhairday - 04/09/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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By chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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Break in

By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML

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By FailAtLife - 22/02/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML

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By KMilly - 01/05/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:25

You exited the badass way. Who needs doors?

redbluegreen 40

Monday 13 September 2010 9:33

Are you meaning to say that isn't the normal way to get in and out of a car? Man... Life just doesn't feel the same anymore.

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sammi_rubs 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 4:21

I don't get it.......

PlutoSA 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 18:31

They had gotten INTO the car. Why do you have to climb out of the sunroof of a car who'd doors you can open from the inside? Here's your sign.

mightymart 5

Tuesday 14 September 2010 8:51

14 447 people think you are a very intelligent person..

PulseEffects 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 19:54

Oh no you locked yourself in the car

Zombie65 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 2:44

I'd comment but it would only get moderated anyway lol YDI

stinkmeaner 3

Wednesday 15 September 2010 4:03

lmao dumbass!

Brannie 4

Wednesday 15 September 2010 6:59

you must be blonde huh? duuumb!

someguy314159265 15

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:13

I feel like at some point, the OP might post this: Today, I was mad at my coworkers for laughing at me, so I threw a grenade at them. One of them proceeded to pull the pin and throw it back at me. Now I'm in the afterlife. FML Hooray for lack of originality!