Kids: Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 13:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2021 14:01

Today, after I recently started going back to church, my husband, who was last inside a church when he was replacing a boiler, told me I’d better knock it off because our kids threatened to stop visiting, and our neighbours think we’re “that couple.” FML

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By NoUsernamHere - 03/06/2015 13:25 - United States

Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 01:30

Today, my 6 year-old daughter decided to let out a loud fart in the middle of a quiet church service. FML

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By sbutler - 14/07/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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By potatoebee - 03/04/2012 18:19 - United States - Clover

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 11 September 2013 18:59

They're children. Not only are they just learning to sing, but they're brave for getting up in front of an audience. You deserve it.

georgeee97 9

Wednesday 11 September 2013 18:58

Everyone learns to sing at some point! Don't laugh, you probably sound just as bad.

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random_man1999 11

Friday 13 September 2013 5:47

Probably better than you

FMLkoala 28

Friday 13 September 2013 10:53

Ydi for laughing at the kids

humanityislost 5

Saturday 14 September 2013 3:52

I did that a few times but was able to control myself enough not to get kicked out.

brownli 6

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:39

I would have laughed too

TallMist 32

Saturday 14 September 2013 6:26

So many people calling the OP a he, when it clearly says "Woman".

jimmywithsalt 19

Saturday 14 September 2013 22:59

LOL but you YDI :0)

maddie_1010 2

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:50

HAHAAHA

happyfingers 15

Sunday 15 September 2013 23:41

Wtf is wrong with you?

imaboss177 5

Tuesday 17 September 2013 5:45

Lol

insectman 2

Tuesday 17 September 2013 13:20

I'd be laughing at the adults taking church seriously in the first place.

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