Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 650

You deserved it 5 602

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 13:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 108

You deserved it 82 602

Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 511

You deserved it 2 849

The Passion of the Christ

By Canada20 - 29/09/2017 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, while helping at my grandma's church, the new Orthodox Priest encouraged me to come to confession because he was sure I would have "a lot of stories to tell" and finished by seductively winking at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 638

You deserved it 344

Enough is enough

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 938

You deserved it 3 284

By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 023

You deserved it 7 201

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 807

You deserved it 164

By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 402

You deserved it 2 502

By sillymink - 20/08/2016 02:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 741

You deserved it 2 420

Classic

By skjjj - 26/04/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I went to my cousin's communion. We arrived late and walked to the front of the church where my family was. Everyone stared and laughed but I ignored it. After the service was done, my mom came up to me and pulled a long piece of toilet paper out of my skirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 584

You deserved it 13 315

By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 102

You deserved it 75 829

Bano360 25

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:15

Grandma strikes again.

hghrider123456 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:19

Does your grandma happen to be betty white?

Comments

Bano360 25

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:15

Grandma strikes again.

Damian95 16

Thursday 3 October 2013 15:34

Grandmas are the funniest people because they really don't care anymore.

IndieParadise 4

Thursday 3 October 2013 16:27

Fact: Grandma's are awesome. :D

KawaiiCupcake 14

Friday 4 October 2013 5:53

Lol my grannies are like the opposite? Is that bad?

MsConfusedd 27

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:18

Well at least church was a bit more fun today!

calilovesneb 12

Friday 4 October 2013 7:13

This post made me think of my pastor who passed away today. RIP Pastor Chuck Smith.

hghrider123456 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:19

Does your grandma happen to be betty white?

jennababe98 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:19

I don't care if that wasn't nice of her, your grandma sounds awesome.

ilytyvm 25

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:34

I agree! The woman sounds like she has more of a life than the stereotypical grandmother. haha

kaiyybee 10

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:20

Well at least she's still fun!

sarcasticlover 30

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:25

you got an awesome grandma out there!!

jeorgiar 1

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:26

That's amazing. Usually, when I laugh out loud, nobody hears me.

perdix 29

Thursday 3 October 2013 13:17

#8, this is a time when it would be appropriate to say "LOL." You wouldn't want people to think you have no sense of humor just because you have an inaudible laugh. PS: Go easy on the LMAO and LMFAO (I wear a Speedo just to tan my cheeks.)