Kids: Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 13:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2021 14:01

Today, after I recently started going back to church, my husband, who was last inside a church when he was replacing a boiler, told me I’d better knock it off because our kids threatened to stop visiting, and our neighbours think we’re “that couple.” FML

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By NoUsernamHere - 03/06/2015 13:25 - United States

Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 01:30

Today, my 6 year-old daughter decided to let out a loud fart in the middle of a quiet church service. FML

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By sbutler - 14/07/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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By potatoebee - 03/04/2012 18:19 - United States - Clover

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 11 September 2013 18:59

They're children. Not only are they just learning to sing, but they're brave for getting up in front of an audience. You deserve it.

georgeee97 9

Wednesday 11 September 2013 18:58

Everyone learns to sing at some point! Don't laugh, you probably sound just as bad.

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maigan332 14

Saturday 12 October 2013 3:13

Wow, you're a jerk..

fantasyworld 37

Friday 11 July 2014 18:47

They're little kids, grow up.

MrNiceGuy569 18

Wednesday 3 June 2015 6:01

More than 22K I AGREE'S, WHAT THE **** AND WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!!!

TallMist 32

Wednesday 3 June 2015 18:03

I wish I knew. Seriously, do people really think they can laugh obnoxiously at children (LITTLE CHILDREN!!!!) trying to sing and NOT get kicked out?

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 15 July 2015 21:20

You're a jerk.

MasterMcrib 14

Saturday 23 April 2016 3:23

Karmas a bitch

disabledhuman 2

Saturday 25 June 2016 20:10

**** that church. God is dead and religion is dying. Get with the rest of humanity or get the **** off our rock.

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