Work: Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work....

By dicksonthebrain - 26/09/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML

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By Jay - 06/05/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML

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By TrolleyCollector - 13/05/2016 09:10 - Australia - Seymour

Today, at work, the shopping carts have coin locks on them so people put them back or don't go stealing them. A lady couldn't find a coin, so I unlocked one with my key and said to her, "It doesn't look like you will run off and steal it" as a joke. She replied, "I can't run darling, I have an artificial leg." FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML

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By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By gregoyles - 15/02/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML

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Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 26 September 2014 17:26

It's important to use protection. An eight inch black lockable one is sure to be safe.

devildog562 33

Friday 26 September 2014 17:27

"Once you go black, you're going to need a wheelchair."

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Welshite 39

Friday 26 September 2014 17:26

It's important to use protection. An eight inch black lockable one is sure to be safe.

cinskeep43 15

Friday 26 September 2014 19:39

the only thing more impressive would be an eight inch white one...

Arestian 14

Friday 26 September 2014 20:43

gotta make sure u put the right key in the in the right hole XD

noah_1234 24

Friday 26 September 2014 21:41

wow,fascinating how dirty peoples minds are becoming...

PurpZilla 13

Friday 26 September 2014 21:53

Be careful of those ones, I heard they bite if you get too close :o

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 27 September 2014 1:56

... there is no wrong hole.

Nicholas12 15

Saturday 27 September 2014 2:03

35 you just had to ruin it didn't you

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 27 September 2014 3:54

#43: The irony is that, with a name like "PurpZilla", #35 should've been an ideal contributor to a conversation about dicks and ******.

XxDevilxXGt 26

Friday 26 September 2014 17:27

Dirty minds, unite!

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 26 September 2014 18:56

I wonder if the boss thinks 8" is to big or to small.

Shiny_nickels 14

Friday 26 September 2014 21:45

We shall crush "normal" society and unleash ANARCHY!!!!!!

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 27 September 2014 9:25

I don't think the size had anything to do with OP's boss's reaction...

daken96 21

Sunday 10 May 2015 8:35

She had that one cumming.

devildog562 33

Friday 26 September 2014 17:27

"Once you go black, you're going to need a wheelchair."

cakefete2 30

Friday 26 September 2014 19:29

What's that? I couldn't hear you. I went black once and went deaf.

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 27 September 2014 3:55

#22: I went black and became Samuel L. Jackson.

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 26 September 2014 17:27

it's not the size or color that's important. protection is. your boss sounds like fun.

Vegetarian27 24

Saturday 27 September 2014 15:21

It's not the meat, it's the motion.

Dongeles 3

Friday 26 September 2014 17:30

At least your boss has a good sense of humor. Its better than a boring boss.

Liyuesigs 8

Friday 26 September 2014 18:01

I am not sure it's the sense of humor at work here.

vikky538 28

Friday 26 September 2014 17:32

naughty boss ....

ShitHappen_fml 15

Friday 26 September 2014 17:34

She has shown the way she thinks

tony1891 22

Friday 26 September 2014 17:38

guess this is a case of choose your words carefully next time.

llamarrama01 21

Friday 26 September 2014 17:38

Better than having a total hard ass as a boss

sarah5745 41

Friday 26 September 2014 18:52

Definitely better, for sure

Ichiya 29

Friday 26 September 2014 22:20

It would be much harder to use the 8" black one then.

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 27 September 2014 3:58

#37: Because erection! ...I'm bad at jokes.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 26 September 2014 17:46

Safe would have been a good add on

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