By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
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awilso13 8

Wow, that's definitely a blow to the ego... I would've cried lol.

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AlwaysWatching 27

He said that because of the "beer goggles"

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Mauskau 35

If he has to get that drunk, it doesn't matter what he thinks. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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silverkaast 9

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Futacy 29

Just take a moment to assess the situation. You've got your shit together. He's drunk off his ass. You win.

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MrBoredomioo 18

...why is your profile pic Stewie making out with himself

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Futacy 29

Why does your profile pic look like Mario mid-climax?

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Witchylady 17

That is just rude. I hope you slapped the Aussie. Hard!!!!!

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worldclassrager 39

Don't take it personally drunk messed up vision you're fine

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Petey801 5

That's when you pour a beer over that guys head & say he's the one who got wet from you! ;)

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cryssycakesx3 22

no. not even a good comeback for someone loaded.

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kelsorg 21

and this is exactly why I dislike people. sorry op that was harsh.

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