Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

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By Noah - 16/08/2016 18:43 - United States - South Haven

Today, I was at a bar with my girlfriend, and I noticed an obnoxious guy from college I used to hang out with. I tried to avoid eye contact, but all of a sudden he shouted, "There's the guy who puked his margarita back into the glass!" Everyone stared. Yup, that was me, just last week. FML

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Fight Club

By MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML

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By ShakenNotStirred - 11/11/2013 08:18 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By Ad-s - 14/01/2009 05:01 - France

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

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By darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

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JustinKirby 20

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:14

Don't you just adore drunk people?

awilso13 8

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:14

Wow, that's definitely a blow to the ego... I would've cried lol.

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dayavera 9

Wednesday 28 May 2014 3:45

you don't need others to feel beautiful, specifically drunk people!!

vikky538 28

Wednesday 28 May 2014 4:34

rule 1:never mind what a drunkard says...

Pasha28 8

Wednesday 28 May 2014 4:50

ego lvl under 9000

baberoothless 8

Wednesday 28 May 2014 4:57

If think you were ugly too if I couldn't see straight

shortnsweet00 14

Wednesday 28 May 2014 4:58

Oh drunks. They just brighten up this world don't they? Just ignore it OP.

tasinatee 2

Wednesday 28 May 2014 5:14

What were you doing at a bar before 12:26 pm?

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 28 May 2014 5:35

It's ok. They invented doggy-style and reverse cowgirl for a reason.

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 28 May 2014 5:38

"I have heels bigger than your dick." "Yeah, that's ok. I have workboots cleaner than your ******." Now those are some good comebacks.

alicat13 12

Wednesday 28 May 2014 6:08

Well you wanted to go to a bar.

starcaller17 16

Wednesday 28 May 2014 6:37

Why assume she shouldn't care what the guy thinks, if it's a hot guy say, "I've got some tools back at my place that might fix those beer goggles". With a little ;) as you walk away.

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