By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
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awilso13 8

Wow, that's definitely a blow to the ego... I would've cried lol.

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angelofsaturn 23

Damn. You'll just have to cry yourself to sleep knowing that such a wonderful specimen has slipped thru your fingers. Damn the luck! Just think of all the puke you didn't get to clean up. A terrible loss i know.

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turtles4life 24

Some people are just assholes before they even start drinking. Don't think too much of it, OP. :)

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Shandra78 9

Why do people waste their time in bars? The drinks are overpriced, watered down, the floors are sticky, the bathrooms, a health hazard and it's where society's assholes go to roost and complain about how they can't get laid by 'hotchix'. Gross. On all levels.

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middlenamefrank 8

You should have responded, in your deepest voice, that you're not interested because you're not gay. And if you were, you wouldn't be into girlie men.

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xxsakuraxx 29

Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The end!

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hordriss 14

That's when you tell him he's an ugly **** and you wouldn't be interested anyway.

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ninety 25

I'm sorry to hear that. Don't worry too much about what he said. You just may not be his "type."

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CzarLaval 9

Maybe you should be around people that look worse than you if your really that upset about it. It really is all about options at the time.

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