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Same thing different taste
Bad omen
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Take the W
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Grab the balls by the horn, dude
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You'd better hump the shit out of it.
I thought you were going to say an ugly hairy fat man. Either way, fyl op.
Go the kiwis!!!
Well..... This is awkward.
Yeah because every fortune in a fortune cookie can be taken seriously.
YDI for being speciesist. Chairs need love too!
No no, you're thinking objectophilia or phobia as the case may be.
Wow, that chair must be pretty offended! Chairs have feeling too, jeez.
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Forever alone.
You didn't look far enough. The real love of your life is the buffet across the room. Send me an invitation to the wedding.