By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 20:13 - Canada - Pierrefonds
Same thing different taste
Bad omen
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Take the W
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Grab the balls by the horn, dude
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"if you can't find a partner use a wooden chair, let's rock, yeah everybody let's rock..." Elvis saw this coming.
Please tell me that your picture isn't another one of my baby pictures.
There was a ghost sitting in that chair! Or a cockroach. ... Eh. Still a better love story than twilight.
Those things are full of shit. I'm sure you will find someone one day who will treat you right and will make you fall head over heels :)
The Chinese Restaurant I go to, only have fortune cookies with Lottery numbers and a translation of how to say different Chinese words.):
Keywords
Forever alone.
You didn't look far enough. The real love of your life is the buffet across the room. Send me an invitation to the wedding.