By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 20:13 - Canada - Pierrefonds

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 635
You deserved it 3 534

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You didn't look far enough. The real love of your life is the buffet across the room. Send me an invitation to the wedding.

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"if you can't find a partner use a wooden chair, let's rock, yeah everybody let's rock..." Elvis saw this coming.

Please tell me that your picture isn't another one of my baby pictures.

Briiyahh 7

There was a ghost sitting in that chair! Or a cockroach. ... Eh. Still a better love story than twilight.

watermelon1 35

On the bright side, it wasn't your dad sitting across from you…

Those things are full of shit. I'm sure you will find someone one day who will treat you right and will make you fall head over heels :)

The Chinese Restaurant I go to, only have fortune cookies with Lottery numbers and a translation of how to say different Chinese words.):

sweetmama88 6

At least it wasn't your family sitting across from you.

ganjaone 2
Crownsroyal11 1