By lemonjuice - 18/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML
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lemonjuice 0

There are very few Chinese restaurant areas, this was definitely the best for your dollar. Yeah I did try to explain myself but the manager as well as her mother and son came out to yell at me. I just couldn't deal with that while I had a migraine, I shouldn't have been there anyways, MSG often gives me migraines, so FML again.

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Callyn 47

That blows. Why didn't you leave? WHen I get a migraine, nothing helps except lying down in a quiet, dark room.

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tehhotness 0

since you were being kicked out anyway, you should have asked for "sucky sucky" and told her youd "love her long time"

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Tucatz 0

When my kids were little they had been watching the move "The Aristocats", that Disney thing with the cats from the 1960s, and in a Chinese restaurant my five year old daughter imitated one of the characters by poking at the corners of her eyes with her fingers and chanting "Hing hang hong kong, fortune cookie always wrong!" Fortunately the waiter saw my horrified expression and heard my explanation and was nice about it.

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Jordn_fml 0

LOL at #4 But seriously, I'm surprised they jumped to those conclusions right away. Typically when someone is making a joke they will be smiling and/or laughing. Whereas when someone has a migraine, they wouldn't. That sucks for you man =(

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maedoc 0

that pretty much blows dude. i hate when people are overly sensitive and dont accept explanations

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PTB 0

LOL thats funny as hell...sux for you tho hahahah

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lyssalicious 0

hahahah that's funny, but it sucks for her to have jumped to that conclusion so quicky. Hopefully the restaurant wasn't TOO good :p

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RPGod 0

That's awful. I hate when people are paranoid about racism like that

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ohhboyy 0

didn't you just explain to them that you had a headache? jeez...

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rebel1013 0

that waitress is a dumb ass. why didnt you just tell them you had a headache

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uh_oh 0

Lmao #11! I loved that movie... Hahaha To OP, that sucks/is hilarious

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