By lemonjuice - 18/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML
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lemonjuice 0

There are very few Chinese restaurant areas, this was definitely the best for your dollar. Yeah I did try to explain myself but the manager as well as her mother and son came out to yell at me. I just couldn't deal with that while I had a migraine, I shouldn't have been there anyways, MSG often gives me migraines, so FML again.

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Top comments

Callyn 47

That blows. Why didn't you leave? WHen I get a migraine, nothing helps except lying down in a quiet, dark room.

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tehhotness 0

since you were being kicked out anyway, you should have asked for "sucky sucky" and told her youd "love her long time"

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corey_kelly 0

I agree with #20, if you would of just explained you didn't have your glasses, you probably wouldn't of got kicked out

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nerdtastic 0

if you would have gone to fourth grade, you would have realized your grammer fails.

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roflmaonade 2

i'm korean and i think it's safe to say asian people are so paranoid about their eyes.. ftl.

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Tuxedo_Mask 0

All i was thinking: "I went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread. She wrapped in up in bubble gum and this is what she said, said, said..."

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abcdefgh_fml 0

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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mzmaverickd 7

insecure much?? How sensitive can you be? damn... well sorry for you

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nafiul93 0

I hope you didn't just walk out not defending your case.

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mkb_fml 0

Fake. This came from an episode of Just Shoot Me.

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