By Lin - 02/03/2010 05:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
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vaebouria 0

dude that's ******* creepy! call the panda

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thedivinecomeD 0

why is it called dry humping if I always need a towel after?

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KeyCracker 0

you know you liked it!!

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ghostwitch1863 0

you should have turned around and junk punched him

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JigglesMcThighs 0

see? that's what happens when you leave the kitchen.

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Classifieds 0

what a clever thing for him to do.

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ski_backwards 0

what were you expecting when he aske you that?? it's a concert.

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mguzman011 0

yeah he meant it... lol

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buttshapedfruit 0

ydi for not kickin him in da balls xD

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bobman555 0

who cares its not our falt we get random boners and when we have one what are we supposed to do hit it with a hammer to make it smaller.

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ScaryyMary 14

pendantic be nice it's not bobman555's falt he can't spell or punctuate

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