Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and...

By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 12:00

Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

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Signposthead 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:46

He fails, you guys are assholes.

kwosti 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:56

this is why you shouldn't force people into doing something they dont want to do... learn the lesson honey.....

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iljajlm 4

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:56

Oh shit! That really sucks. I guess I can't blame you because you didn't know. But he is your friend so you should have. Either way it still sucks

idratherbewrestl 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:59

wow. dumb bitch you are... boo

SaschaSays 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:00

LOL YDI. Stupid.

himiranda 4

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:02

You're an idiot.

IOwnedYou 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:05

You guys are retards. People are scared of water for reasons.

Unregistered 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:10

WOW take a ******* chill pill holy shit seriously you guys need a social life if you spazz out at the OP for pushing somebody into ******* water christ they are what? 12? 13? let them ******* live life and have fun stop being such prudes and p.s. WTF? wow your life is ******* over because your "crush" saw you push a kid into a lake? wow ******* christ who the **** is moderating these fml's?

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:15

Who's the one spazzing out and needing a chill pill, again? Ha...

gonzolove 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:56

Agreed Intoxicunt.

premiermois 5

Saturday 5 September 2009 14:58

o why so serious? really. calm the damn down.

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:10

I hope you and your best friend die of cancer.

zeeky 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:22

.. or a sky-diving accident where they find out (in the air) that one of their friends has cut open their parachutes... that would be something well-deserved.. :)

parabola 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:10

ok same thing happened to me during the summer some one pushed me into the water and i cant swim and i almost drowned that day because of it.would you really think it would be funny if your "friend" died? No i thought so.your a asshole YDI

paks7 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:21

maybe you should learn to swim

Unregistered 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:53

lmao i would ******* tape that shit "Sped kid drowning in a lake"

paks7 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:11

sweet my comment has never been blocked before oh and also **you're an asshole**

Skjerf 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 10:25

I feel for you. I can swim, but not very well, and I have a severe fear of drowning. If anyone pushed me into the water, or even worse, pushed my head underwater (by hanging onto me while I was swimming or something like that), I'd probably panic and sink. Those who think it's really funny probably don't understand what it's like.

Unregistered 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 16:07

lmao instead of ******* crying about how you cant swim maybe go learn how? think of how many ******* disabled children would love to have your legs to ******* swim and you guys are being ******* lazy and cant learn how to swim GOD I LEARNT WHEN I WAS 5 **** get over it

Plumppotato 3

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:58

even if he could swim, what happens if he hits his head? or seeing as how he wasnt swimming he was probably still in his clothes, which he could not only get tangled in, but also becomes heavier when wet making it harder to swim. and sense we are assuming he still had his clothes on, it would be safe to assume that he had his phone and wallet on his person, so thats messed up too. good job.