By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML
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Heartless234 0

Aw that's embarrassing. Hey sometimes I choke on my saliva :D.

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mannix_fml 0

It was mean't to be, dum dum!

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lmmmr 0

What makes her a ****?

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CFR 0

yes #34, enlighten us as to why the OP is a ****.

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HahaYDI 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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SirAwesome 0

agree with 29. Once again, FML needs a 3rd option - "who cares?"

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xjordanxjadedx 0

i effing hate the word 'cutely.' it is not in ANY WAY cute. at all. -.- how is this even an FML? maybe you're get that CPR after all, yeah?

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xjordanxjadedx 0

*you'll. and YDI.

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generalsmith2 0

nobody said cutely but you.

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hellokittywhore 0

yeah #34 why the **** does that make her a ****?? not all girls from Cali are *****..... please ignore my screen name.

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Icecream93 4

@56 Please read the fml again?

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teentee401 36

Where does it say cutely? She said "casually" and that's it

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mohomonopoly 0

poor girl. i hope he was cute

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doggylover27 0

I'm sorry, I just don't get it. Why is this an FML? Nothing bad happened. Like, a cute lifeguard told you he'd give you CPR, that's awesome! Then, you choke.. oooh what's so bad about htat?

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mannix_fml 0

It was mean't to be, dum dum!

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Intoxicunt 5

Maybe he made you do that with his telekinetic powers. But I really don't think you'd need CPR for inhaling a small amount of water. And I take it it was a small amount because you can't hold that much in your mouth at once. Probably not even enough to pass out from. Just cough and maybe puke for a while, and you're fine.

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Heartless234 0

Aw that's embarrassing. Hey sometimes I choke on my saliva :D.

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girandwogpig 0

How in the hell is that possible #10?

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CanadianMuse 0

if #10 or OP swallows the water & it goes down the wrong hole it's very possible ...

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muffinlovexD 12

Thanks for the little bit of information, #10

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brrrx 0

At least you weren't "casually trying to bump into him."

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