By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
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DoomJeff91 2

Sounds like urine his latest adventure.

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curlzanluv17 0

please tell me you kicked his "tenders" for that

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Jimboom 11

In some European countrys thats a pick up line. He must have really liked you. ;)

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1337Steph 0

Aww, he's claiming you as his territory. Isn't that cute? (:

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suckishfather 0

You should have said "OMG EUROPIAN!!!!" hahahahahahahahahaha i'm sorry i had too much sugar tonight!!!!! but that is reaaaaalllly creepy. i wouldve kicked him in the exposed genitaliass!

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NataleeC 0

lmfao! thats so wrong on so many levels. btw thnx guyz 4 makin meh laugh at the little oui oui jokes. lol get it? its french. which is in europe. *aww tough crowd*

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NataleeC 0

and its also pronounced wee wee. *sighs*

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null_fml 11

FML may have some pretty dumb readers... but don't worry, I don't think that joke went over anyone's head! :P

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