By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
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DoomJeff91 2

Sounds like urine his latest adventure.

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Naughtymiss 0

would have punched his lights out!

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mo_the_owl 0

GOLDEN SHOWERS!!!!!

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Voids 0

He now owns you. Make him a sandwich, bitch. Haha

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MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

Nawh seems like it's just a misunderstanding. He was just marking his territory is all =] I think he likes you =D

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crumsnatcha 4

I bet you were pretty pissed off.

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DoingItWrong 0

I doubt she was pretty if she was pissed on.

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EmmaMarieCullen 0

hey well you know it's better to be pissed off than pissed on…. too bad she was both

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EmmaMarieCullen 0

hey well you know it's better to be pissed off than pissed on…. too bad she was both

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EmmaMarieCullen 0

well ya' know it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on… too bad OP was both

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caosdth 2

i like how many ppl here are understanding of animal rituals, but humans dont do that shit anymore, or ever i believe since i dont think we ever had a good enough sense of smell for that, so haha to the golden showers and that sucks to be you, YAY AVENUE Q

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skybeau 0

Yep! Because everyone here was totally serious when they were saying that peeing on a girl is how a guy shows that she's his!

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crumsnatcha 4

Not much of a whiz, are you?

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whatwasthatnoise 0

Lol that you thought that they were serious points

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Intoxicunt 5

That wasn't piss. He was that turned on by you.

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Peroxide 3

Mabey im old fashioned but back in my day you had to take a lady out to a nice expensive restaurant before she would let you pee on her, if you were lucky.

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