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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Laura - 20/03/2012 22:27 - United Kingdom - Girvan

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

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Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By brittney242 - 17/12/2016 10:03 - United States - Stow

Today, while at a night club, I was wearing a brand new outfit that I absolutely loved. I was enjoying myself until I felt something wet drop onto my head and body from above. It was puke from a drunk guy in the V.I.P. section. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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fmh123 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:54

Ewwww, what the hell

DoomJeff91 2

Saturday 10 October 2009 9:00

Sounds like urine his latest adventure.

Comments

redworthy 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 12:56

Are you sure that it was urine cumming (get it?) out of his dick?

neon_shoes 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 6:05

ahaha.

Argumental_Rhino 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:17

What the **** are you, 12?

leenheartlovex3 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 14:12

LMFAO

Monkeybuttorama 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 14:23

that's part of why I don't go to clubs funny, but it sucks also, must say, love all the wee wee jokes ^_^

sadiesykes 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 14:27

what the fuccck

sabers_an_s_word 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 14:48

maybe it's something he picked up in Europe?

ijrnelson 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 15:08

As has been said before, that's what 99.9% of all of us Europeans do very often - it's a good sign! You guys are so ignorant! It means he wants you to look after his cat for him while he goes to temple.

flinkpamingo 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:05

Why didn't you punch him in the nads? You already had urine on you, what's a little more to drop him to his knees, then seal it with a kick. Dirtbags abound.. In some places that is assult because body fluids are potentialy harmful or fatal. Seriously.

jonnymohio 2

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:22

That's how a guy says he's interested in you... in Europe.

plexico 3

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:34

Did he tell you it was raining?

girlygirl666 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:08

Haha I like what you did there

plexico 3

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:16

Thanks for catching that. I was debating whether to make it more obvious, but I like aiming higher. I'm glad the comment for its way to someone as sharp as you.