FTW . :/

that is so disgusting!! i woulda freaked out

Dumping a drink, a bottle of ketchup or a full shaker of pepper on him wouldn't have been an inappropriate response. Neither would having him arrested for public douchebaggery. Unless of course it was a halloween party and you were dressed as a fire hydrant - then it's on!

it's times like this when I wish there was a WTF button!

It's Fml's like these that make me wonder who's telling the truth and who's making stuff up to try and get the next hit FML.

That's a load of piss! =p (Seriously though, if it's true, that sucks. You'd have every right to deck him, you know.)

ewwww that's disgusting WHY would anyone even think of peeing on someone they don't even know??? that is soo gross

Maybe he was raised by dogs, kind of like Romulus and Remus.

You're not likely to meet a decent guy at a club anyhow. I agree that it's a gross thing to have to go through. I bet one shower just wasn't enough to wash away that feeling. Not a FML situation but definitely a FMday or FMweek one. :/

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