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By aianmoo16 - 01/05/2016 21:52 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By StellaSanguina - 09/10/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML

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By iblamethetories - 11/10/2012 17:49 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML

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By Megan - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 08:00

Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Lakeville

Today, I placed $20 in a slot machine at a casino and in a matter of 5 minutes lost it all. My sister then sat at the same machine, put her $20 in and quadrupled her money. FML

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Waxwell 21

Monday 2 May 2016 16:20

You found a quarter machine that accepts a $100 bill? Highest I can find is a $10

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 2 May 2016 16:13

How do you not look at the bill before putting it in, knowing you had a hundred dollar bill in you? always double check. Edit: Looks like you'll be making it hail instead of rain.

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 3 May 2016 22:09

It might be worth asking the staff to get it out for you, there might be security cameras to show you putting it in there.

embarass 14

Wednesday 4 May 2016 1:15

Now you can get enough tickets for the biggest/best prize

TotalLose 5

Wednesday 4 May 2016 3:37

It should not even accept it

xenomsftw 19

Wednesday 4 May 2016 5:00

This is why I love Canada, you could never mistake one bill for another unless you're colour blind

SavannahMSx 9

Sunday 15 May 2016 7:47

They say he's still here to this day waiting for the rest of his quarters

fictionaldiary 11

Tuesday 21 June 2016 1:05

1. How do you complain about anything when you are so rich you carry around hundred dollar bills like they're nothing? 2. This is why it helps to have differently coloured money

Anna Whiteway 7

Thursday 11 January 2018 11:25

But then what happened???

fullacrapallofyou 14

Tuesday 4 February 2020 20:24

Machines only go up to 20 liar

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