By queen_lol - 10/05/2016 17:14 - United States

Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25

1) Congratulations on your baby. 2) Good for you, marking your territory like that.

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happypenguins 24

That really sucks op but congratulations on the baby!

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Seeya55 31

Start Kegals now! I am pregnant and had your problem at 4 months, started kegals and haven't had the problem since! (now 6.5m!)

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corky1992 33

As embarrassing as that is its actually pretty common. I hope your boyfriend and his friend handled it well.

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heyLaddieHey 18

That sucks! I hope he was chill about it (no screaming "Eww you peed on me!")

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lauren01216 2

Awe, should have gotten married first (****)

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VanillaButterfly 14

How would her being married change anything about this FML? A ring on her finger wouldn't stop her from peeing herself.

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queen_lol 24

Hi everyone OP here. i am actually engaged i just dont use the word fiance because im not used to using that word even though ive been engaged for a while now. I got engaged before i even got pregnant, not that i owe anyone an explanation. As for calling me a ****? Ive been with this one man for 3 and a half years and ONLY him. Becoming pregnant before marriage does not make me a **** , just like waiting to have kids until your married doesnt make you a saint. But have fun trying to down talk people but your opinion is really unwanted.

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VanillaButterfly 14

Good on you for standing up for yourself, OP! I don't know why he felt the need to be so judgemental. As for everything else, congrats on your relationship and the baby. I wish you luck on both. :)

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blueyekai 17

Just because your religion or culture says so, that doesn't mean everyone else has to follow it. Asshole

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blueyekai 17

Did he at least burp you?

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completenonsense 16

I peed in the middle of the classroom in 4th grade and some guy touched it and smelled it to check if it was just apple juice. hope that made u feel better

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Shalnar 6

Motherhood is beautiful in any form.

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Geckosrock99 33

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Wait...

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