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By queen_lol - 10/05/2016 17:14 - United States

Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By radiating - 09/03/2012 04:53

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 05:58 - Canada

Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML

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By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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Get up!

By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML

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FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 11 May 2016 3:01

1) Congratulations on your baby. 2) Good for you, marking your territory like that.

happypenguins 24

Wednesday 11 May 2016 2:38

That really sucks op but congratulations on the baby!

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happypenguins 24

Wednesday 11 May 2016 2:38

That really sucks op but congratulations on the baby!

zimsim 16

Wednesday 11 May 2016 2:41

Hey it's not your fault. Blame your child when he's older. ?

jesterinperil 28

Wednesday 11 May 2016 2:42

Embarrassing, yes, but I'm sure your boyfriend will understand. Congrats on the baby!

emeraldarcher74 30

Wednesday 11 May 2016 2:46

I hope he didn't get PISSED OFF! Heh? Get it? ... No? K, I'll show myself to the door.

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 11 May 2016 3:08

Please do.

hellobobismyname 24

Wednesday 11 May 2016 8:45

Knock knock! Who's there? #5's pun! Piss off! .....

HeavyWeaponsGuy 21

Thursday 12 May 2016 0:10

*opens door for #31*

EmileeDuplin 4

Thursday 12 May 2016 5:04

Well, we know he got PISSED ON

aminehs 10

Wednesday 11 May 2016 2:47

He should have been more pulling you that, given that you're pregnant. Congratulations on the baby :D

SpyroMello 29

Wednesday 11 May 2016 6:58

Pregnant women aren't wet paper, a gentle tug won't hurt them.

gladow 9

Wednesday 11 May 2016 2:48

That will make for a great story to tell them when they're older. Congratulations!

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 11 May 2016 3:01

1) Congratulations on your baby. 2) Good for you, marking your territory like that.

domolovesyoshi 33

Wednesday 11 May 2016 4:22

That's how you do it.

cole66 14

Wednesday 11 May 2016 3:05

at least you peed on him and not some one else! and congrats on the baby!

adiesso 5

Wednesday 11 May 2016 3:28

awwwe haha this is gonna be a really funny nd cute story hope he laughed it off.

CrazyChiC42 10

Wednesday 11 May 2016 3:29

Two words: panty liners. You can even get reusable cloth ones. One more word: kegels. They strengthen your pelvic muscles which will help with the birth, bladder control, and erm... intimacy.