Love: Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred...

By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By Emily - 06/01/2025 15:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 14:01

Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML

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scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:03

aww she's a bitch :(

bluephoenix1498 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:04

sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned

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Trix_Disorder 20

Thursday 23 April 2009 22:57

Sounds like a complete bitch. Why do guys always fall for the mean ones?

xembo123 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:13

what a bitch! sorry to hear that, hopefully you've moved on though. there are much better girls out there who aren't ****** and wont treat you like shit.

kitten_kelly 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:46

#28..... if your a woman and you think that... then you must be a *****.. sorry gal but yea she is sounding like a *****.. and im sorry about your 'best friend' i know how that feels.... D: dude you should have told her to get back in the kitchen... :

musicismyhotSEX 0

Friday 24 April 2009 2:04

aww... girls can be total jerks! but just think of this as a good thing, u getting over her for someone so much better (they're coming!)

fubaroz 0

Friday 24 April 2009 2:19

Congratulations, you just found out that two so called friends are worthless. Man up and cut them both loose and tell them why. Better this than finding out later under worse circumstances.

tipple 0

Friday 24 April 2009 7:56

Sounds like she isn't in love with you the way you are with her. Also sounds like she's really into your best friend. That happens. But I don't see how that makes her a nasty bitch. How do all the people in here figure that she's not allowed a free choice in who she makes out with and who she sleeps with? Just because you really like her doesn't give you any rights to say who she can and can't like.

6124C3 0

Friday 24 April 2009 8:01

pretty much the exact same thing happened to me, except opposite sexes. i'd just like to say that spending some time away from them can only help. let them know how they hurt you, and then forgive them. it only hurts you to stay angry. if anything, what happened to me only helped me get over him. it was for the best.

mastermadman 0

Friday 24 April 2009 11:44

Well, your playing spin the bottle, which means you could be pretty young. So what? Your age, however, does not change the fact that your madly in love with an ass and need to reorganize your values a little better, or at the very least find someone who is interested in you.

Snatcher1 0

Friday 24 April 2009 17:38

Way to play "Spin-the-Bottle." Are you 12? Seriously though, this girl sounds like a nasty snatch, and your friend appears to be a dick. You probably dodged a bullet.

mnm88 0

Friday 24 April 2009 19:33

this is gross...shes young enough to play spin the bottle and she slept with a guy she just met? ew. be glad she did it, you were probably spared numerous diseases.