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By DuckyKiller - 20/06/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take a cute selfie with a majestic swan by a lake. Just as I was about to take the pic, the swan suddenly got visibly bored of my shit and chased me into the water. I emerged from the lake looking like a soggy, defeated swamp beast. FML

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By fml...really - 27/11/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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Get the **** outta here, kid

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By Quackers - 11/04/2012 15:39 - United States - Denver

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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The bird

By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was tasked with taking a photo of my best friend getting engaged. As her boyfriend got down on one knee, I got so nervous that I fumbled the camera. It landed right in the lake. I didn’t get a single picture, and now I owe them a new Canon EOS R10. FML

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Good boy

By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

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By Rick - 14/03/2010 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

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xNatsuki 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:08

Oh my.. Now I'm sad.

teehee520 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:03

D= Poor duck. But yeah, good job.

Comments

laurisshnazzy 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:47

This reminds me of one time I was at a lake near my house, and I was taking a picture of this baby duck, and right when I was about to press the button to take the picture, a large crow comes down and takes the duck into its mouth, carries it to a tree, and starts eating it in front of me. :l

herewego311 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:56

belladellaella are you retarded? how is jeanine a murderer? not like they held the duck under the water. it feel in and died, ts what we call an accident. relax

staceybby 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:57

I don't really see how this is an FML. It's more like a Fthebabyduck'sL.

jeanine_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:57

You're right premiermois. I know better. -_-

macbenz 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:58

Not an fml, duck died nothing happened to you

jdkfgkjdfb 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:18

This is one of those FMLs that would be funny, but it's really depressing, like the one about the person who had 2 cats, one needed to be put down, the friend took the wrong one.

Nightfallz 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:22

YDI. stop getting into other things buisness and you might not be a murderer

Asdas_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 10:46

Can you maybe try writing in English next time? You're ******* 16 years old, I don't think it would be too hard for you to write a post that is readable.

tennisismygame 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:32

thats not funny at all.

Dickman16 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:40

oo well its just one less duck who cares..every1 needs 2 stop acting like they care about the eviernment so unless the recycle EVERYTHING including the water tht they bathe with and are vegitarians.