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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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teamlightskin 14

Friday 26 July 2013 18:52

Did he throw you off of him? If not, he is a keeper :)

wilsontws 18

Friday 26 July 2013 18:53

Did he feel the warmth of your gesture?

Comments

crigger61 7

Saturday 27 July 2013 1:06

I would have liked it ;)

Fmlreadermostly 20

Saturday 27 July 2013 1:09

You sure it wasn't a little orgasmic?

JudgeComrade 17

Saturday 27 July 2013 1:20

You should be happy that you peed a little and not pooped a little.

aeonsoul 12

Saturday 27 July 2013 1:49

hahahah Oh GOD you life sucks!

ultra_notorious 26

Saturday 27 July 2013 1:57

did he or didnt he like the golden shower?

buddy51 23

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:06

Come on, OP, Don't be chicken!! It's only natural!- just tell him the pressure of his neck bones on your crotch-mound made you squirt-he'll be thrilled!!

rivaraven 35

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:15

I need a follow-up on that one.

exlexx 12

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:26

wtf? thats just disgusting. and i cant believe the other commenters who thinks this is okey. peeing on another person?? just.... someone have watched to much **** and golden showers. unhealthy, unetical, disgusting.. yuk

NSN82 13

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:38

Sometimes women can't help it. Sneezing, coughing, and laughing can all cause unintentional urination. It's something that gradually worsens with age.

hellphone_fml 37

Saturday 27 July 2013 4:34

Jumping into freezing water always makes me want to pee, even if I just went. After words a little laugh or pressure a little comes out. Unless you have a plug its impossible to stop.

squideth 18

Saturday 27 July 2013 4:56

89 "unetical"? Get over yourself, you judgmental child. Incontinence is quite common, especially among women. And getting a bit of piss on yourself is not the end of the world. Good luck coping with adult relationships and life with that pathetic attitude.