By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
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yourallidiots13 0

thats sucks but you deserve it, but isn't 300 impressive enough

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Burukasai 17

Well? Did you impress her?

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Dragonmouth 4

"Oh woe is me, I can 'only' bench 300!"

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emjay09 0

way to go. if you'd had a spotter and less of an ego this could have been avoided.

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kingofwhoopass 1

YDI dumb ass use a spotter maybe?

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mossyg 0

300 hundred isn't even that much bro I can only do 250 but I'm only a freshman in highschool.

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randombitches1 0

ouch the same thing happened to my father.... when i was younger luckily it didnt break his, but he was never able to bench 350 or more ever again

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Yodimon 0

Funny thing is, even if you did lift it, she probably wouldn't be attracted to you at all anyway.

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muaythaifighter 2

no girl gives a shit of what you're lifting unless it's only 10 pounds.

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Teah9 6

why the hell would u do that bc 300 is a lot and very impressive, when ppl try too hard they always get screwed so I feel bad for u

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