By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 459
You deserved it 70 173

Same thing different taste

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thats sucks but you deserve it, but isn't 300 impressive enough

Burukasai 17

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YDI for thinking that doing something so stupid and reckless would gain a girl's attention. If she can't like you the way you just the way you are she's not worth it.

ohmek 0

tell her, "what you don't understand is, I’d catch a grenade for ya. Throw my hand on a blade for ya. I’d jump in front of a train for ya. You know I'd do anything for ya. I'd brake my breast bone trying to impress ya cause 300 just wouldn't be enough. Oh Oh "

MRGalaxc 0
ohmek 0

Nice try but "greeky"? Try harder.

MRGalaxc 0

try harder? haha **** you buddy how bout you fight me then we'll see who need to try harder.

Angi95 3

I thought it was creative and really a fight over the Internet that's very intimidating.

xXpeachesXx 0

I agree, my husband was a football center in high school on a championship team and still holds the bench press record at his high school...he is all natural and does not look unusually huge or bulky. No one would ever look at him and think he can bench 450. Anyone who's arm wrestled him knows differently though ;-P. But its just something he worked for and is built for. He does 350 regularly now. Also, people that don't lift like for actual lifting contests or sporting purposes don't seem to understand that there is a BIG difference between benching for a workout or bulking up over time versus MAXING OUT...like one time rep or two with as much weight as you can stand (with spotters of course). So good job, ignore the haters and good luck with your football dreams.

TOL_fml 6

Did it pop when you broke it? Ughh I can't imagine what the pain felt like >.< yuck

Greg5525 0

You finally got me, FML ads. I clicked on the dumb ass aqua bubble game. touché.

FAKE if u broke your chest or breast bone youd be out for months

dude, 300 is enough lol still impressive, I can't get 300 yet..besides I don't think girls pay much attention to the actual amount, they just see the "big plates" (45 pounders) and go "oooooh ur strong" lol

Megan36 3

T-T I can only do 50 (well of course I'm only in 7th grade and I've never lifted weight before dis year) :P