Kids: Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke...

By stargirl - 19/07/2011 00:36 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

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By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

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mrmystery96 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:13

I say let the little bastard drink.

Jay1D 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:13

When someones choking you make them drink?

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straw7bery 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:05

I would do the same

candice79_fml 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:19

at least he stopped choking, right?:

PeachyJinx 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:20

"Don't look at me that way; it was an honest mistake." (:

jose18 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:34

you panicked and grabbed the closest drink you could and saved your sons life forget about everyone staring at you

emilyXentrails 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:37

At least you saved your sons life right?

Pazu_fml 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:38

Kid's not going to die from a little beer. Screw the other people.

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:48

Is everyone here retarded or something? I know the OP is. He was not "choking" if he was able to swallow water and clear it. You are choking when you have food in your windpipe, and swallowing water (which goes down your esophagus) will not do a damn thing. He just had some food stuck in his esophagus, which kinda hurts, but WILL NOT KILL HIM. For all the clueless people here... giving a choking person something to drink is stupid at best, deadly at worst. If someone is able to cough, they are not choking, and they will be able to cough up what's blocking their airway just fine. OP, you really need to take a first aid class. Before your son puts his arm through a storm door, cutting open his arteries, and you tell him to just run the gash under water. *facepalm*

DawnMarie11 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:58

I completely agree with you, it is strange to say the least to give a choking person something to drink while choking therefore cutting off the rest of what ever air supply they have left..... some people need to take classes to know what to do in emergency situations.